Tallulah here.

 

Sitting here because it is warm.

 

No other reason.

Unless.

It's because I can.

The humans went away.

Left me here.

Tallulah here.

By myself.

With provisions and a sitter.

Andrew.

Nephew number 3 or 4, or I dunno. 

I lost count because I don't care.

For nephews.

Or anyone for that matter.

*snickers*

He came over.

Andrew.

The nephew.

Followed the humans' directions.

Mostly.

Except the one about not touching me.

and 

The one about the steps.

Basement. Steps.

I need to see down there.

Pretty sure.

Varmints.

Several times.

Andrew.

Number 4.

Tried to coax me from my hiding place.

Silly 'phew.

*snickers*

So much smarter than he.

Many hiding places.

All.

 See him.

But he.

Not see.

Me.

*jigs*

One time.

Andrew over.

Serving me.

Bored.

Me.

Not him.

After all, he had the treat of feeding me.

Cleaning my box.

Privileged.

Andrew must be special 'phew.

So.

When he came in, I tease.

Walked close enough for him to almost touch me.

Then at last minute.

I scampered.

Ha.

My fur fly like wind.

My paws like Reebok.

Tallulah here. 

Very smart.

Andrew. 

Not so much.

Note:  Andrew better than Stumpy, that interloper. 

In yard. Many times.While humans away.

Hate.

That cat needs containment.

I have ideas.

Plans.

Maybe Drone.

Gotta go.

Garage door opening.

Humans.

Better not be Andrew.