One more thing -- short.
I met my friend Celia for lunch today, and like the reading nerds we are, while we were out and close to the library, we went over to peruse the stacks and check out some books.
Celia: I have a limit to the number I can check out.
Me: LOL -- me too -- I can only check out five.
Anyway, Celia and I went our separate ways after that, but as I was exiting the library, there were two Marietta cop cars pulled up in the circular drive at the front and three policeman rushing in the front doors.
As I was walking past them, I encountered one of the policeman, walking slower.
Me: Overdue books?
I entertain for free.