Wind blowing outside.
House cold. Little.
Nice and cozy inside.
And.
Then.
Human make unusual noises.
Climb stairs many times.
Annoying.
Must investigate.
In hall bathroom.
With tools.
One no recognize.
Scissors.
Know. No likey. Have taken valuable hair.
Scraper.
Know. No likey. Just cause.
Red gun.
No know. Probably no likey.
Better than hair dryer.
Despise.
Vacuum.
Of the devil.
Formidable foe. Worthy of my ire.
Human. DIY.
Actually.
DIH.
*yawns*
Must stay.
Scissors close by.
Change position.
My stool.
No likey in here.
Belongs under window.
For birds.
No.
Not for birds.
For me. For bird staring.
Pose.
More pose.
Human relentless.
Me?
Catfabulous. My word.
Might as well sit.
This looks boring.
Is.
Later.
I love it when Tallulah blogs.
ReplyDeleteGigi sez: Agree with cat for once... Vacuum: of the devil.
I love Tallulah and her blogs!
ReplyDeleteHey, Tallulah (I reckon that's really your name... according to these ladies, it is),
ReplyDeleteI had a neighbor cat who actually used the pot to, well, you know, leave her almond roca deposits in.
No, no, no. I don't know who flushed it. Nor do I know if she wiped her hair of the seat.
Yes, you are righto, that would be alarming, not just for the cat, but for the person... Yikes!
(in case you cannot hear this cat talk, cat T. is referring to the master o' the mansion coming into the bathroom in the middle of the night, without turning on the light, and accidentally sitting upon the already-there-squatting-cat).
I'd like to keep up this conversation, but my caffeine high is wearing thin and reality is poking in. Toodle-ooo to you too, cat T.