We're having new vanity counters put into our bathrooms. I decided that it was time to clean from under our vanity since I didn't want the workers to think we were slobs, or worse, pack rat slobs with chronic coughs. Geez, I found five half full bottles of cough medicine.
David: Why don't you wait till after the work is done?
Me: I'll have to do it twice. I'm sure there will be vanity dust.
David: Vanity dust? That sounds like something Lindsay Lohan would snort.
Me: Heh. Not that funny.
David: Will you put it on the blog?
Me: Are you reading my blog?
Here are the rules for cleaning from under the bathroom vanity:
Rule 1: Wear gloves.
Rule 2: Put your cat in the basement.
Rule 3: Remember that dust does really odd things to a water pik.
Rule 4: Look carefully in all old cosmetic bags. Be prepared to scream.
Rule 5: Put both cats in the basement.
Rule 6: Sit on a towel or a rug. [the tile makes your butt go numb]
Rule 7: Don't think that anyone could possibly want any thing you find under there.
Rule 8: Throw out all free samples without thinking that you could use them as stocking stuffers--- yes, even after they have been dusted and washed.
Rule 9: Never keep cotton balls in an open plastic bag.
Rule 10: Don't try on old glasses. EVAH.
Rule 11: Never clean from under you vanity. Just move and leave it for the next occupant. Whatever you do find, burn it.
ETA: Did you know that toothpaste explodes?
That's all I got...