Human went a long way in car.
I ride.
In cage.
No likey.
Get there.
Too much furniture to smell.
Wait?
Closets.
View.
Always on bed.
Leave my hair.
*yawns*
One day.
Shutters shut.
I clawed.
*snickers*
Where?
Trees are weird.
Lamps to smell.
Meanwhile.
Lizards.
Me likey.
Look good here.
Also.
Big, loopy dog.
Outside.
Big, loopy dog.
Outside.
No likey.
At all.
Water bowl is here.
Dog.
Come outside.
He know no I watch.
Goofy.
Big.
At all.
Water bowl is here.
Dog.
Come outside.
He know no I watch.
Goofy.
Big.
Carries toys.
Silly.
Bat toys.
No.
Bat toys with paw.
Not carry.
Bat toys.
After all.
Love Lizards.
Come here, little comrade.
We get big dog.
Together.
I carry you in mouth.
Like dog.
*snickers*
Don't go!!!!!!
Kidding.
*fibs*
Silly.
Bat toys.
No.
Bat toys with paw.
Not carry.
Bat toys.
After all.
Love Lizards.
Come here, little comrade.
We get big dog.
Together.
I carry you in mouth.
Like dog.
*snickers*
Don't go!!!!!!
Kidding.
*fibs*
Also.
Big cat is fake.
I smell much times.
Maybe it lamp?
Daddy's kite.
Also silly.
Smell it too.
Daddy.
Kite.
No move cat.
Fake.
Big cat is fake.
I smell much times.
Maybe it lamp?
Daddy's kite.
Also silly.
Smell it too.
Daddy.
Kite.
No move cat.
Fake.
Monkey.
My same food bowl.
Weird.
*yawns*
My same food bowl.
Weird.
*yawns*
Did it ride in cage?
I eat.
I eat.
Why did the dog not run for the fences?
Silly.
Stand on table.
*sniffs*
Silly.
Stand on table.
*sniffs*
More. Lizards.
Gotta go.
Lizards.
Comrades.
Maybe in mouth?
Human Busy.
I blog.
AKA: Tallulah Goes To Florida.
In Cage.
I hope you paid her well for this post. It's good.
ReplyDeleteOh that is soooo sweet, I love Tallulah, I wish I could bring her a lizard! (Just one) Well, maybe a fake one, rubbery. LOL this made me smile big! Lori
ReplyDeleteTallulah has hidden talents. I especially like her take on the big, no move cat.
ReplyDeleteGigi sez: Human better watch out. Cat plotting blog takeover. Has fans already.
Laughing here. :)
ReplyDeleteLMAO!
ReplyDeleteGotta love cats!
I thought I commented on this...no? Hmm, well I think Tallulah is absolutely adorable, and this post made me laugh. :)
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