At my workout place: "So, what are you gonna do with yourself now that you don't have to teach?"
Me: I don't have to teach in the summer.
At lunch with a friend: "Have you thought about working at KSU?"
Me: Is that rhetorical?
An email from my brother: "Why don't you check out private schools. Here's a list in your area."
Sister conversation, live: "You might need some "mad" money, later."
It seems that everyone but me wishes for me to get on to the next thing. Do the next thing. Become the next thing. Just do it. The world needs you. You can't just sit around and do nothing. That's un American -- it's so lazy. So boring. So not you. Who will you make laugh?
Well, I found my dream job. I'm gonna write fortunes messages for cookies.
Gillham Fortune Cookies Messages
If there are roaches in the corner, sit in the center of the room.
You are never selfish with your advice. Thanks for that. Only not.
Good neighbors stay in their yards.
Don't propagate ever.
Don't upset the squirrel today.
Friends don't let friends watch Fox News.
Happiness is so not coming to you.
Don't count on the guy across from you paying the check.
Agree with your wife so you can get some sleep.
Most people do not meet the loves of their life. So if you are looking for love, you might need to settle. If she's/he's sitting across from you already, yeah, you've settled.
I know there is a fortune in her somewhere. Only not.
Don't expect to die of old age. Think botulism.
You have made some SERIOUS mistakes in your life.
The food is better at Jimmy Wong's.
You can never be certain of success so why try?
Everyone feels lucky who doesn't' have you as a friend.
Don't ever listen to yourself; in fact, don't talk at all.
The opening of this cookie just cost you another five bucks. 不成器的人
Vocation idea for tomorrow: You guys got any ideas?